It usually involves that kid who was in a wheelchair on Degrassi or some hashtag
I dont understand or something to do with Disney Jr.
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"beard" drew me in, and on upon further investigation I discovered that "peak
beard" was about contemporary popular cultures threshold for beard wearing, and
the notion that the age of the beard may be over. This seemed sacrilegious to
me, because here in late April we sit on the precipice of the climax of beard
season: winter is slowly receding and the NHL playoffs bring with them the
greatest sports tradition of all-time, the playoff beard. Peak beard in April?
Pfft. Thats like writing of December that weve hit "peak Santa", or of AC/DC
weve hit "peak guitar", or of a wedding weve hit "peak open bar". As we settle
into the first round of the playoffs, beards among NHLers are about to take
form. We are awash in the infancy of stubble. In two months whichever teams are
left battling will look like theyre en route to Bonnaroo post-pucks. It should
be noted that Ive worn a beard since puberty allowed it, and a razor has
insulted my cheeks just once in the past twenty years. I revel in playoff
beards. They make me feel at home. I wear a playoff beard in August. And as we
got through the first weekend of the playoffs a few days ago, which was also
Easter, Id be remiss if I didnt mention the best playoff beard ever: Jesus. Dude
rocked his beard into the post-post season, and according to scripture will
still be rocking the playoff beard when he comes back. The story of the playoff
beard is well known: It started some thirty years ago during the New York
Islanders dynasty of the 80s. (For our younger readers the Islanders were once a
good hockey team, before fishermen logos, Charles Wang, and Alexei Yashin.) No
one is quite sure of its specific genesis, however. Some attribute it to two
Swedish Islanders who were trying to emulate tennis star Björn Borgs custom of
not shaving during Wimbledon. Some say that Islanders defenceman Ken Morrows
beard led the charge. Whatever the story, the playoff beard has come to
symbolize team unity, a badge of honour, and the fact that youve made a deep
enough run to sport a thick brush from which you can hang livestock. In my years
as a hockey fan, a few playoff beards standout. Scott Niedermayers greying old
man beard, Mike Commodores ginger madness, and Lanny McDonalds wild west stache
accompaniment immediately come to mind. In recent years, rules concerning the
playoff beard seem to have turned lax. Shaving after a loss in effort to change
a teams luck is seemingly allowed. Goatees, the beards answer to the haiku, are
tolerated. Professional trimming is apparent (Im looking at you, Sedin
twins.) Back in the day, when men were men and the Oilers made the playoffs, the
rules for the playoff beard were simple: 1. Stop shaving.2. Win Stanley Cup or
get eliminated.3. Start shaving again. In todays NHL, a new challenge faces
beard-growing players. In the salary cap era, inexpensive young talent on
entry-level contracts are important to the balance of a competitive team.
Eighteen, nineteen, and twenty year-olds are key parts of many playoff teams
lineups. Early in the first round, all players beards are equal. Its like a
grade 8 dance. But come rounds two and three, how will Nathan MacKinnon, Olli
Maatta, and Ryan Murray look should their teams be fortunate enough to make it
that deep? Of course, a teams playoff longevity doesnt necessarily guarantee a
healthy bearded player. When Tomas Kaberle won a Cup with Boston in 2011, the
former Leafs defencemen still looked like a pre-pubescent child despite two
months without shaving. Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews has won two Cups
without any discernible upper lip growth, and Sidney Crosby still owns his "Sid
the Kid" moniker with his patchy-coat-of an-electrocuted-dog fuzz. We cant all
be Duck Dynasty-esque, but at 26 Crosbys beard is just plain sad. I have a
better beard in my junior prom photos. Hell, my prom date has a better
beard. And then theres the beards well never know. Can Dion Phaneuf even grow a
beard? Can Phil Kessel? Can the Edmonton Oilers? We know they can schedule
vacations for early April, play in the World Championships, and pick in the
early first round of the draft, but theyll need to see past round one of the
playoffs before we can judge their facial hair prowess. Sadly, methinks well
never know. For now, I will rebel against notions peak beard, despite what Cosmo
and The Daily Guardian are writing. The grand tradition of the playoff beard is
just one of the many facets of the fight for the Stanley Cup that makes the NHLs
postseason more compelling, more rich in narrative, and more entertaining than
any other sport. So buy razor futures now, because the blades are sheathed for
another two months, and may the best beard host the parade.
Dennis Byrd Jersey . The 23-year-old
Neustaedter will move at the end of the season when his contract with
Moenchengladbach expires. He signed a four-year deal with Schalke.
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75th-minute goal answered some of the criticism the clubs all-time leading
scorer had received for his lacklustre performances in the teams recent losses
in the league, Champions League and Copa del Rey final.This week the 2013/14
Premier League season comes to a close. Here at TSN.ca we will take a look back
at the season by bringing together a panel of experts to help pick the best 50
players of the season. This list is based purely on their performances this
season. It is not a list of who we think the best 50 players in the league are.
Fourteen members were asked to take part (panel below) and submit their top 20
players of the season. Their list was then placed into a scoring system and then
the totals determined the overall positions in the top 50. Each day this week we
will release the list in 10s. The sport is very much about opinions, so please
feel free to write your own list in the comments below. Here is how the Top 20
were scored – 1st place – 30pts; 2nd place – 25; 3rd place – 22; 4th place – 20;
5th place – 18; 6th place – 17; 7th place – 15; 8th place – 14; 9th place – 13;
10th place – 12; 11th place – 10; 12th place – 9; 13th place – 8; 14th place –
7; 15th place – 6; 16th place – 5; 17th place – 4; 18th place – 3; 19th place –
2; 20th place – 1. The Panel Six members of TSNs soccer team were on the panel
and were joined by eight other members from around the world who were asked to
represent their specific field. Joining our staff members were two outstanding
statistical experts, Jonny Blain and Simon Gleave, two brilliant
reporters/commentators covering the league, Stewart Coggin and Paul Sarahs and
two extremely knowledgeable tactics writers, Tim Palmer and Ritesh from the
False9 website and a man who covers the development side of the league like no
other, Aidan from the England Youth website. In addition, also involved was
arguably one of the knowledgeable writers covering the league in the world,
Michael Cox, aka Zonal Marking. Follow the Panel on Twitter Aidan from England
Youth – https://twitter.com/englandyouthJonny Blain -
https://twitter.com/jonoblainNoel Butler -
https://twitter.com/TheSoccerNoelStewart Coggin -
https://twitter.com/StewartCogginMichael Cox -
https://twitter.com/Zonal_MarkingJason DeVos -
https://twitter.com/jasondevosSimon Gleave -
https://twitter.com/SimonGleaveKristian Jack -
https://twitter.com/KristianJackTim Palmer - https://twitter.com/timhpalRitesh
from The False9 - https://twitter.com/TheFalse_9Paul Sarahs -
https://twitter.com/PaulSarahsPete Schaad - https://twitter.com/PeteSchaadGareth
Wheeler - https://twitter.com/WheelerTSNLuke Wileman -
https://twitter.com/LukeWileman 50. Winston Reid (West Ham) – It has been a
frustrating year for the New Zealand centre-back in terms of injuries as ankle
surgery forced him to miss more than a dozen Premier League matches and it was
during this time that his loss was really noticeable. The Hammers have shown
glimpses of a very solid unit this past season but it never looks better unless
the 25-year-old is in the team. Could be on the move this summer to a bigger
club. 49. Martin Skrtel (Liverpool) – Some people who watch Liverpool often`
belief Skrtel should not be a part of their future. The Slovakian can be far too
aggressive in his own penalty box and, despite improvement, doesnt seem
comfortable enough on the ball to suit the style Brendan Rodgers demands.
However, this season his strength and bravery, in both penalty boxes, have
helped Liverpool win many games. With regular issues surrounding who plays the
other side of the centre-back tandem, Skrtel has given Rodgers much needed
solidity at the heart of his defence. 48. David De Gea (Man Utd) – There are
very few positives for Man Utd fans to take from this past season. However, one
of the advantages to having an aging, poor defence was that their goalkeeper was
tested more than usual. De Gea had an excellent season and, for some on this
panel, was the clubs best player. Arguably one of the best saves of the entire
season came in October when Sunderlands Emanuele Giaccherini headed the ball
towards the top corner and a stretched De Gea tipped it wide. It was a brilliant
save, as was the instinctive stoop he had on a volley by Jonathan Walters a few
weeks later.
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Cazorla (Arsenal) – It was a mystifying season for the Spaniard. Some think he
has the talent to carry a team on his back and showed glimpses of that when
Arsenal were at their peak in November (he was outstanding in their home win
over Liverpool) yet consistency at the highest level is still lacking. This may
not be Cazorlas fault. Although a wonderfully pleasing player on the eyes, it
is, perhaps, an indictment on Arsenal in 2014 that he is one of their best
players. If he had two or three world class players around him (particularly
playing behind him centrally), Cazorla would blossom more often. 46. Jason
Puncheon (Crystal Palace) – On January 11, Crystal Palace were having fun at
Tottenham, playing the high-flyers completely off the pitch. Then they got a
penalty, one Puncheon smashed into Row Z. The look on his face showed just how
distraught he was. Palace would lose 2-0 and manager Tony Pulis admitted that
the winger couldnt get over the miss for the rest of the game. The next two
weeks, Palace won 1-0 twice with goals, each time, from the man who started the
season at Southampton. Then, at the start of April, he scored in three straight
games to guarantee the teams safety. 45. Joel Ward (Crystal Palace) – Puncheon
got a lot of the headlines, but Crystal Palaces best player of the season was
arguably a man very few Premier League fans had heard about 12 months ago. Joel
Ward was asked to play all different positions across the back four and in
central midfield this season but really excelled under Tony Pulis, showing a
real assurance in possession, while enjoying the freedom of width by causing
overlaps down the wings. 44. Olivier Giroud (Arsenal) – Arsene Wengers side have
holes and when asked what they need to do to become a title contender, many
people think they can do better up top by replacing Giroud. That might be true
but the 27-year-old is a striker who should be monitored not just for the goals
he scores. Obviously they are essential for a man in his position but the
Frenchman is a very clever link forward, comfortable with his back to goal,
bringing in to play the multiple playmakers in behind him. He is also very good
in the air and has won key aerial battles in both boxes this season. 43. Curtis
Davies (Hull City) – What a difference three seasons can make. Once seen as a
future star, Davies, cast aside by Aston Villa, had to go down to the lower
leagues and improve his craft and when Steve Bruce paid just over two million
pounds for him last summer to play in the Premier League there were those who
werent sure he was up to the task. Davies (Saturdays game against Villa aside)
proved the doubters wrong, starting all but one of the teams league games this
season and being, unquestionably, the teams player of the season in what has
been a very good season for the club. 42. Alvaro Negredo (Man City) – If this
list would have been done at Christmas, the Spaniard would have been in the top
20. All of Negredos nine Premier League goals this season came before the middle
of January and if he doesnt score a goal in the final week of the season he will
have gone four months without a league goal. However, this is no Roberto
Soldado. The beast, as he is called in the blue half of Manchester, is no flop
and is a wonderful footballer who can score goals from set pieces, drop deep and
play in opponents and score goals in the six-yard box. Expect him to come back
stronger and fitter in August. 41. Laurent Koscielny (Arsenal) – What a strange
season for Arsenals defence. Impressive against most of the league, diabolical
away from home at Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Everton. The Frenchman can be
a very polarizing figure, often looked down on because of highlight-reel
mistakes such as own goals or high-profile red cards, but when not being put
into highlight packs, the 28-year-old shows he is very steady in defence. Like
many defenders, he isnt always at his best when forced to turn and face his own
goal but very few opponents force him to do so.
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