It usually involves that kid who was in a wheelchair on Degrassi or some hashtag
I dont understand or something to do with Disney Jr.
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"beard" drew me in, and on upon further investigation I discovered that "peak
beard" was about contemporary popular cultures threshold for beard wearing, and
the notion that the age of the beard may be over. This seemed sacrilegious to
me, because here in late April we sit on the precipice of the climax of beard
season: winter is slowly receding and the NHL playoffs bring with them the
greatest sports tradition of all-time, the playoff beard. Peak beard in April?
Pfft. Thats like writing of December that weve hit "peak Santa", or of AC/DC
weve hit "peak guitar", or of a wedding weve hit "peak open bar". As we settle
into the first round of the playoffs, beards among NHLers are about to take
form. We are awash in the infancy of stubble. In two months whichever teams are
left battling will look like theyre en route to Bonnaroo post-pucks. It should
be noted that Ive worn a beard since puberty allowed it, and a razor has
insulted my cheeks just once in the past twenty years. I revel in playoff
beards. They make me feel at home. I wear a playoff beard in August. And as we
got through the first weekend of the playoffs a few days ago, which was also
Easter, Id be remiss if I didnt mention the best playoff beard ever: Jesus. Dude
rocked his beard into the post-post season, and according to scripture will
still be rocking the playoff beard when he comes back. The story of the playoff
beard is well known: It started some thirty years ago during the New York
Islanders dynasty of the 80s. (For our younger readers the Islanders were once a
good hockey team, before fishermen logos, Charles Wang, and Alexei Yashin.) No
one is quite sure of its specific genesis, however. Some attribute it to two
Swedish Islanders who were trying to emulate tennis star Björn Borgs custom of
not shaving during Wimbledon. Some say that Islanders defenceman Ken Morrows
beard led the charge. Whatever the story, the playoff beard has come to
symbolize team unity, a badge of honour, and the fact that youve made a deep
enough run to sport a thick brush from which you can hang livestock. In my years
as a hockey fan, a few playoff beards standout. Scott Niedermayers greying old
man beard, Mike Commodores ginger madness, and Lanny McDonalds wild west stache
accompaniment immediately come to mind. In recent years, rules concerning the
playoff beard seem to have turned lax. Shaving after a loss in effort to change
a teams luck is seemingly allowed. Goatees, the beards answer to the haiku, are
tolerated. Professional trimming is apparent (Im looking at you, Sedin
twins.) Back in the day, when men were men and the Oilers made the playoffs, the
rules for the playoff beard were simple: 1. Stop shaving.2. Win Stanley Cup or
get eliminated.3. Start shaving again. In todays NHL, a new challenge faces
beard-growing players. In the salary cap era, inexpensive young talent on
entry-level contracts are important to the balance of a competitive team.
Eighteen, nineteen, and twenty year-olds are key parts of many playoff teams
lineups. Early in the first round, all players beards are equal. Its like a
grade 8 dance. But come rounds two and three, how will Nathan MacKinnon, Olli
Maatta, and Ryan Murray look should their teams be fortunate enough to make it
that deep? Of course, a teams playoff longevity doesnt necessarily guarantee a
healthy bearded player. When Tomas Kaberle won a Cup with Boston in 2011, the
former Leafs defencemen still looked like a pre-pubescent child despite two
months without shaving. Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews has won two Cups
without any discernible upper lip growth, and Sidney Crosby still owns his "Sid
the Kid" moniker with his patchy-coat-of an-electrocuted-dog fuzz. We cant all
be Duck Dynasty-esque, but at 26 Crosbys beard is just plain sad. I have a
better beard in my junior prom photos. Hell, my prom date has a better
beard. And then theres the beards well never know. Can Dion Phaneuf even grow a
beard? Can Phil Kessel? Can the Edmonton Oilers? We know they can schedule
vacations for early April, play in the World Championships, and pick in the
early first round of the draft, but theyll need to see past round one of the
playoffs before we can judge their facial hair prowess. Sadly, methinks well
never know. For now, I will rebel against notions peak beard, despite what Cosmo
and The Daily Guardian are writing. The grand tradition of the playoff beard is
just one of the many facets of the fight for the Stanley Cup that makes the NHLs
postseason more compelling, more rich in narrative, and more entertaining than
any other sport. So buy razor futures now, because the blades are sheathed for
another two months, and may the best beard host the parade.
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depleted team having already qualified, was twice pegged back by the plucky
Czech champions but substitute Negredo tapped home in the 78th minute and Dzekos
header made sure of victory in the 89th. The result kept City three points
behind Bayern Munich ahead of their meeting in Germany in two weeks.
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Yahoo! Sports reports that the Raptors have traded forward Steve Novak along
with a second-round pick to the Utah Jazz in exchange for guard Diante Garrett -
who will then be waived.Manchester, England (Sports Network) - A frustrating
deadline day for Manchester United culminated in the club adding Everton
midfielder Marouane Fellaini for a fee of nearly $43 million just before the
close of the transfer window. United entered the day in pursuit of Fellaini, his
teammate Leighton Baines and Athletic Bilbao midfielder Ander Herrera. But after
deals for both Herrera and Baines fell through, as well as a proposedd loan move
for Real Madrid left back Fabio Coentrao, United salvaged a disappointing day
with the capture of Fellaini.
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joined the Toffees from Standard Liege six years ago, and he went on to amass 25
goals in 141 games at Goodison Park. Fellaini will be reunited with former
Everton boss David Moyes at United after he turned in a transfer request on
Monday to help push the move through.
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