The Bottom 10 inspirational thought of the week:Its the circle of life And it moves us all Through despair and hope Through faith and love Til we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle The circle of life--The Circle of Life from The Lion KingHere at ESPN Bottom 10 HQ, located in a bunker beneath the pyramid of Tim Tebows protein shake cans, we have a tendency to become a little attached to the teams that we rank, especially those that have been around for years. Cheap Tom Brady Jersey . Its the kind of everlasting bond that can only be forged by watching WatchESPN replays of Fun Belt games at 2 a.m. with Captain Morgan after your family has gone to bed.So, imagine the emotions we wrestle with when one of our old friends departs from our party. Imagine the internal conflict that rages within our already fragile minds when one of our longtime Bottom 10 companions has the gall to actually start winning games and removes itself from our poor but proud world. Do we root for that team as it moves on? Sure, but its like sending our children off to college. Were so proud, but if were being honest, also a little sad.But, as Atlanta resident Elton John has taught us, this is the Circle of Life. It is inevitable that after you send your kids off to college, even after they earned a diploma -- or a bowl berth -- last fall, one day youll come home from work and find theyve moved back into their old rooms.With apologies to Simba and Steve Harvey, heres this weeks Bottom 10.1. Rice (0-5)The Owls surrendered 702 yards on Saturday. Thats a new school record for the Southern Miss offense, which had never been led to that many yards, even when Brett Favre was quarterback. Though Im pretty sure Favre has eaten fried owl at some point.2. Arkansas State (0-4) The Red Wolves prepared for their Wednesday night visit from Georgia Southern Not State by scheduling the Fightin Byes of Open Date U. Unfortunately, the Byes won 21-7.3. Charlotte 1-and-4ers (1-4) The big losses to Louisville and Eastern Michigan are looking more understandable with each passing week. But the big losses to Temple and Old Dominion by a combined score of 100-37? Not so much. Over the next two weeks they play FA(not I)U and FI(not A)U in the Sunshine State Loves Their Vowels Series. Speaking of which ...4. FA(not I)U (1-4)The Other Owls lost to FI(not A)U in Pillow Fight of the Week of the Year IV (PFOWY4). Down there they call it the Shula Bowl, and the winning team receives a can of pomade, a deep-V golf shirt with a gigantic collar, and a bear hug from Larry Csonka. The loser gets the same thing.5. Hook Em (2-2) The Coveted Fifth Spot is painted burnt orange after the Horns had one ... two ... three extra points blocked in their second loss in one ... two ... three weeks and officially starting the Charlie Strong Hot Seat Watch in three ... two ... one ...6. My Hammy Of Ohio (0-5)Our selection committee struggled most with what to do here. The State of Kent, previous occupiers of this slot, lost via a late rally to Akrons backup quarterback. But My Hammys day versus Ohio ended with a sack and fumble recovery in their own end zone. They win out here per Bottom 10 rulebook Order 66, aka the 0-and-Something Rule, which states that after five weeks any team that is 0-and-something must be ranked. Besides, Kent and Hammy will meet this Saturday in PFOWY5 to settle this dispute like men.7. Georgia State Not Southern (0-4)Welcome back! The reality is that their (mostly) close losses have come to (mostly) good teams -- Ball State, Air Force, Wisconsin and Appalachian State. But the other reality is that the aforementioned Order 66 has to be executed. Otherwise, Emperor Palpatine will send his apprentice after us.8. San José State?(1-4) The Spartans nearly rallied to tie New Mexico late, but lost. But then they were all like, Yeah, but our loss to Iowa State last week is looking pretty good now, because look at the score! They are up 14 on Baylor in the fourth quarter!9. I-Ow!-A State (1-4)And then the Cyclones were all like, My bad.10. Bowling Green (1-4) I owe the Falcons an apology. Last week, several BGSU fans tweeted and emailed to let me know that I had incorrectly stated the Falcons lost 77-10 to Memphis in Week 4, and that they had actually lost 77-3. In related news, last week I was in New York and a man corrected me when I tried to point out that he had spilled some ketchup on his shirt. Oh, that aint ketchup, thats my blood.Waiting list: NI-Whew (1-5), State of Kent (1-4), UTEP (1-4), R-O-C-K in the UTSA (1-3), FI(not A)U (1-4), UMess (1-4), Fres-No State (1-4), UL(not L)M (1-3), Kansas Nayhawks (1-4), Georgia fans who left mid-fourth quarter and then tried to push their way back into the stadium and then blocked the exits doing surrender cobras. Wholesale Patriots Jerseys . "Thank you for the warm welcome," Beckham said on an 80-degree February morning. In this case, it was soccer weather. The sport moved a step closer to returning to South Florida on Wednesday, when Beckham confirmed he has exercised his option to purchase a Major League Soccer expansion franchise in Miami. Cheap Patriots Jerseys China . The catch: It needs a lot of money, and it needs it fast. http://www.cheappatriotsjerseyselite.com/ .J. -- Marshawn Lynch said Thursday it will be good to get back to football after the Seattle quiet talking running back wrapped up his final mandatory media session of Super Bowl week. KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee put together one of its most complete performances of the season in a 3-0 shutout win over Middle Tennessee on a hot Sunday afternoon at Regal Soccer Stadium.After a tough loss to Alabama in their SEC opener on Friday night, the Volunteers were dominant in Sundays victory, controlling possession throughout the match and finishing with a commanding 24-12 shot advantage. UT got goals from Mary Alice Vignola, Hannah Wilkinson and Cali Hutson while sophomore goalkeeper Shae Yanez recorded a shutout in her first-career start.The Big Orange (4-4) started fast with six shots in the first five minutes of the game and kept their foot on the pedal throughout the half, outshooting the Blue Raiders, 11-4, in the first 45 minutes.After a few quality opportunities earlier in the game, Vignola got UT on the board in the 35th minute with a breakaway goal. The freshman from Cincinnati was sprung free on a great through ball from Rylie OKeefe and calmly slotted her shot past the keeper into the lower left corner for her first-career goal. OKeefe picked up her team-leading sixth assist on the play.Moments later, another freshman nearly gave the Vols a two-goal lead but Mady Hairstons attempt at an open goal was sent over the crossbar and UT went into the half leading 1-0.The second half looked very similar to the first, with Tennessee controlling the pace of play before putting the game out of reach with a pair of late goals from Wilkinson and Hutson. Cheap Patriots Jerseys Authentic. Wilkinson scored her third goal of the season and 25th of her career to move into a four-way tie for eighth on the Tennessee all-time goals list with Mick Imgram, Kendyl Michner and Keeley Dowling. Wilkinson corralled a long pass from Emily Morrow down the left side and beat Middle Tennessee keeper Sydney Chalcraft with a shot from just inside the box to give the Vols a 2-0 lead.Hutson, a senior from Fairfax, Va., capped off the scoring with a great individual effort in the 88th minute, beating Chalcraft with a strike to the upper right corner of the goal from the top of the box to give the Orange and White a three-goal cushion. It was the first goal of the season for the Hutson and just the fourth of her career.Tennessees defensive effort was much improved from Fridays loss to the Crimson Tide. A handful of players saw action on the Vols back line while Yanez made six saves to earn her first-career shutout. With the win, UT improved to 17-5-2 all-time against in-state opponents at home and 4-0 in Sunday games this season. Salera Jordan led Middle Tennessee (2-4-1) with five shots while Chalcraft made five saves in goal.The Vols jump back into SEC play on Thursday, Sept. 15 when they host Missouri in a game that will be televised on the SEC Network at 7 p.m. Cheap NFL Jerseys Cheap NFL Jerseys China Cheap Jerseys From China Cheap NFL Jerseys Authentic Wholesale Jerseys China Cheap NFL Jerseys China NFL Cheap Jerseys ' ' '

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