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Not to take such an accusation lying down, at<a href="http://www.authentic49ersshop.com/shop-by-players-jimmie-ward-jersey-c-1_28.html">http://www.authentic49ersshop.com/shop-by-players-jimmie-ward-jersey-c-1_28.html</a>  least not for more than three months, Sendejo finally responded on Monday afternoon by stating that he was more offended that he was accused of being cheap than he was of being accused of having a microscopic dong:

Apparently, this penis was memorable enough, because the delivery guy can still recall it, and used its allegedly underwhelming size to try to burn Sendejo, as well as the Vikings for coming up a game shy of making the postseason:

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