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last game went, its an encouraging sign.Cincinnatis defence played its worst
game in years, losing at New England 43-17 on Sunday night. The Patriots piled
up 505 yards, the most against a Bengals defence since 2007.Burfict has missed
the last two games while recovering from his second concussion of the season.
The Bengals missed tackles, had breakdowns in coverage and got pushed around in
New England without Burfict in the middle of the defence.Cincinnati (3-1) hosts
Carolina (3-2) on Sunday. The Bengals lead the AFC North, while the Panthers are
atop the NFC South.___Online:AP NFL website: www.pro32.ap.org and
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NIGHT BASEBALL and WEDNESDAY NIGHT BASEBALL.If I ever needed a brain transplant,
Id choose a sportswriter because Id want a brain that had never been used.- Norm
Van Brocklin When I was 13, I transferred to a new school for the first time. I
had spent ten years from junior kindergarten through Grade 8 at the northwest
corner of Bathurst Street and Viewmount Avenue in midtown Toronto. It was my
home court advantage. I knew the roll of the rims and the carom of the walls and
which teachers were lax at taking attendance. It couldnt last forever. At some
point a promotion was coming, and my record setting minor league career wouldnt
matter once new maths and makeup-laden girls challenged all that I had honed. I
was heading to St. Andrews Junior High. Grade 9. The Show. Embarking on my first
day in the wilds of the public school system, I knew I had to make my mark
early. Mr. Pelech, my clever English teacher, noticed my t-shirt just minutes
into the first class. It was a tattered, ink-drenched Grateful Dead concert tee.
He remarked that "Grateful Dead" was an example of a contradiction. Contra what
now? Coach tapped my shoulder and I hopped the boards. I proceeded to argue with
a shellshocked Mr. Pelech for several minutes. My arguments were lithe, varied
and completely illogical, but I had been trained to stand my ground no matter
how ridiculous my position. Eventually, a hapless Mr. Pelech scanned the class
and sputtered, "Just who is this guy?" Each one of my classmates shook their
heads sheepishly as if to say uh, dont look at me. Mark made. Within two weeks I
owned that school. They didnt realize the repressed explosiveness that ten years
of private school Yiddish lessons would unleash. It is in this brazen spirit I
introduce myself to you now, Dear Reader, as your new weekly columnist for
Bardown. Why was I chosen as The One to guide you through the international
sports landscape, particularly with so many scribes vying for your
sports-saturated eyeballs? Commence the elucidation (AKA bring da noize):
Basketball. This is my wheelhouse. I know all the lyrics to Kurtis Blows
Basketball and I have for decades. I own a Sweet Georgia Brown-humming Harlem
Globetrotters pinball machine from 1979. I still play pickup every week at a
local high school against stiff competition in their very extremely late
twenties. Also, I was an associate producer for the Toronto Towers of the NBA
for nearly 500 games, post-games, pre-games and exactly five playoff games. Ooh,
another thing, I call the Toronto Raptors the Toronto Towers because I have some
self-respect. Baseball. I spent five teenage summers selling peanuts outside the
Dome under the alias Mike Simmons. Despite a promising career as a sidearm
Eephus pitch-throwing specialist, the leagues advanced scouts were never able to
unravel the mysteries of my potential, because apparently throwing over the
plate was a "prerequisite for success". Racists. I submit that using the All
Star Game to decide home field advantage in the World Series is akin to the
winner of the submission portion of Americas Funniest Home Videos determining
the nominees for The Oscars Best Picture award. Also, you can thank me for
getting the old Blue Jays logo back, as days after writing this piiece, the
marketing director for the Jays was following me on Twitter, and months later a
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my therapist says I have something called a narcissistic personality disorder.
Football. In 1998, I moved to Los Angeles to pursue the dream of being rich and
famous which is why you know me so well today. That same year I became a fan of
an upstart outfit known as the Baltimore Ravens because I thought Ray Lewis was
almost definitely innocent of murder and I am obsessed with Edgar Allan Poe.
Fifteen glorious seasons later I have two championship rings (made of foil and
buttons) as my testament. I have correctly predicted, in pre-season, the Super
Bowl participants for 13 consecutive years and I defy you to prove otherwise.
(Note: Please dont reference my Twitter feed. Just be cool. This claim is all I
have.) Hockey. I worked camera on the 2003 documentary A Day in the Life of the
Maple Leafs so I know a thing or two about hockey. Well, exactly two things.
One, when I was eight years old, my teenage neighbour convinced me his Mats
Naslund rookie card could be mine for the extremely low price of my 1979
O-Pee-Chee Wayne Gurtski rookie card. (Note: I have forgotten how to spell that
particular Edmonton Oilers name. At least my night terrors have subsided.) Two,
I have developed an algorithm demonstrating the NHL to be the worst run league
in the history of Industry. It involves a complicated geometric measurement
involving my eyes and common sense. (A fact I will gladly prove over and over
again until they, oh I dont know, realign the conferences to have an equal
amount of teams. Lets start there.) Fantasy Sports. I Am Legend. In its heyday
of 2001, my sprawling website, mikegallay.com, was a sports fantasy powerhouse
boasting 16 writers covering all sports, catering to an audience of nearly 16
unique daily readers (and fans of ravines who misspelled mygulley.com). Chances
are, if you were a Canadian sports fan in the early 2000s, you were reading
articles about topics we also covered on mikegallay.com. The Professor And Mary
Ann. I will happily cover all the secondary sports every time a participant
either murders someone, is attacked by a spouse using the tools of their own
sport, has sex on camera on TMZ, or breaks an important racial, cultural or
gender barrier while also keeping our interest for more than eight minutes.
Thats my pledge. Am I the precisely correct author to bring you whimsical,
satirical, deadly accurate analysis of the sports that matter to you?
Absolutely. And can I say that with total sincerity because part of my contract
stipulates I have no editor? Two for two. Have I earned your attention to read
my column next week? Lets put it this way. My topic will be 23 Ways to Make Over
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Seeks New Columnist, No Experience Required. Gallays Poll #1 What would you
like to see Gallay write about in his next column? a) A 20,000-word essay
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