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There have been nearly omnipotent earth-invading alien forces to grace the big screen over the years (The Day the Earth Stood Still), as well as some pretty conniving, insidious bastards (Invasion of the Body Snatchers).

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What can they do?: Melt you with steaming hot pies or eat you with tremendously realistic shadow puppets. And for those of you with coulrophobia (that the fear of clowns), they are downright terrifying creatures to look at.

Why are they incompetent?: All you have to do to kill them is pop their big red noses. When your single most distinctive and exposed feature doubles as an advertisement for how to destroy you, that a sign that you aren qualified to invade another planet. Then again, these guys can decapitate you with one punch.

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What their mission?: To invade earth and devour its people, literally from the inside out.

What can they do?: Incubate in your stomach, dissolve your internal organs from the intestines downward and then come flying out your ass while you on the pot, only so they can turn around and eat you. We not making this up. But a man named Stephen King did.

Why are they incompetent?: Technically, they aren really incompetent. After all, they do a pretty good job of killing people. But really, if your intergalactic domination scheme is completely based around mimicking a terrible case of irritable bowel syndrome, [url=http://www.berigel.com/nike_air_max_pas_cher_basket_air_max_thea_2015/]nike air max[/url] doesn that by definition relegate your entire race to the proverbial outhouse of all alien species?

3. The Forgotten (2004)Who are they?: Some kind of curious alien race that exists unseen among us and performs a range of quack experiments on humans.

What their mission?: To invade earth and devour its people, but not before learning from us.

What can they do?: Make the roof of your house blow off and then suck you up into space in the blink of an eye. They can also apparently brainwash large groups of people into thinking that certain things never happened. They are the Donald Rumsfeld of aliens.

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2. Independence Day (1996)Who are they?: A vast armada of six-mile-long ships armed with guns that can blow up cities and carrying hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of tentacled humanoid beasties with telepathic powers and access to highly advanced weaponry.

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What can they do?: Actually, the better question is what can they do? They bigger, faster, stronger and smarter than us, can control our minds and they are impervious to all of our traditional weapons. Also, they have technology that is beyond our own comprehension

Why are they incompetent?: They can afford the most recent edition of Norton Antivirus. Ultimately, all it takes to defeat the threat mankind has ever faced is some real annoying spyware. Also, despite their varied powers, these guys can take a single punch from the Fresh Prince.

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What their mission?: To invade earth and devour its natural resources (and its people, of course).

What can they do?: It not entirely clear how these green imbeciles managed to develop the technology to take them to galaxies outside their own, but the fact that they did offers a ray of hope for humanity own designs of interstellar exploration.

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